Forget the fact that he pissed off Kobe by putting up 60 on the Lakers, causing Kobe to retaliate with a “They weren’t quality shots” stab. Forget that he’s averaging 30.3 points per game and proving that he’s as clutch as anyone in the league.
Gilbert Arenas is fucking hilarious.
Some highlights from an Esquire article about Agent Zero’s favorite food:
“On the road, I eat hamburgers every day. The team tries to get me to eat differently, but no. Burgers, burgers, burgers. I like burgers. McDonald’s burgers. Wendy’s burgers. Burger King burgers. There’s this one place in Canada—I even look at the schedule to find out when we play there—best burger I’ve ever tasted. Real soft and sweet. I ate twelve of them in one night.“
And what does Gilbert do when he gets a new cell phone?
“When I get a new cell phone, first thing I do is turn it off and call from my house phone and leave stupid little messages to myself. Like: “It’s me.” “It’s me.” “This is Gilbert.” “It’s me.” “It’s Gilbert.” I just fill it up, so no one can leave messages. If you don’t, you leave for an hour and thirteen people have called. So there are thirteen new messages you have to listen to and it’s like, Oh, man. I don’t feel like hearing people’s stories. Most people love leaving messages that they don’t want to tell you in person. So I cut that off. “
Classic stuff.
