Asante Samuel vs. Chad Pennington’s bitch arm

By crackajg

It’s beyond me how Asante Samuel isn’t in the Pro Bowl. He only tied for the league lead of ten interceptions with Champ Bailey and was a bright spot in an otherwise dismal Patriots secondary. He also led his team’s secondary in tackles and generally just provided a Rodney Harrison-esque type spark to the defense while he was injured.

Anyway, I’m not even remotely worried about this game. I think the Jet’s last win was a fluke. The Pats were coming off a tough loss to the Colts and no one really looked at the Jets as a threat. Well, at least in New England. I remember the night before the second game, my buddy who doesn’t watch a lot of football wanted to put twenty on the Jets. I was fucking psyched. Everyone called him retarded, called me a genius. Money in the bank.

As it turns out, the Patriots were in my state of mind as well. They didn’t take the Jets seriously and they squeaked out a 17-14 win. That was then. This is January. In Foxboro. Game over.

I can’t say this game’s going to be a rape job, but I do think the Jets are going to look like bitches. Chad Pennington won’t throw a ball over 25 yards, Asante Samuel will have at least one pick and Lawrence Maroney’s gonna break a long one for a TD. However, this is coming from the same guy who said Larry Johnson was gonna go bananas on the Colts and well, we all know how that turned out. I’m half-retarded, sometimes.

NE: 31 NYJ: 16

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